Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday we will bring you the sports headlines you missed along with jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

LeBron makes NBA history! The NFC took home the “Pro Bowl” “title” last weekend. Colorado State basketball is in hot water, Candace Parker makes NBA history, LIV makes as much money as a lemonade stand, and the NHL players union has a new boss.

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