Lonely Lineman Longs For Holding

Somebody hug me.

NFL Introduces New Injury Designation for Players Who Get Shot

T's and P's

MLB Rookie Wonʼt Stop Bragging About Finally Getting to Second Base

Finally.

The 100th Episode Special

We might cry.

Roger Goodell Announces NFL Is Now 30% Football, 70% Casino Partnerships

Football first.

Man Spends Months Preparing For Fantasy Football Draft, Divorce Proceedings

Tough choices.

Florida Wins Little League World Series!

See ya later, Taiwan!

Terrible Father Branches Out To Be Terrible Soccer Coach

Time to step up

NFL Replaces National Anthem with ‘National Anthem (Taylor’s Version)’

United States of Swift

Local Woman Prepares For Football Season By Shutting Down Preseason Mansplainer

Shutdown Defense.

The Cowboys are on FIRE!

Everything is fine.

Nicholas Cage Insists On John Madden Biopic Ending With Beloved Announcer Set Ablaze