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Nervous Pervert Announcer Imagines Every Player in Their Underwear

Nervous Pervert Announcer Imagines Every Player in Their Underwear

Weirdo

Trump Trades United States to Russia for Democracy, Cash Considerations

Trump Trades United States to Russia for Democracy, Cash Considerations

Art of the Trade.

Dad “Regrets” Missing Son's Talent Show, Blames CFP Scheduling

Dad “Regrets” Missing Son's Talent Show, Blames CFP Scheduling

Life choices.

Local Man Would Have Gone For It There

Local Man Would Have Gone For It There

Stunning and brave.

US Olympic Committee Suggests Full Blown War As New Event

US Olympic Committee Suggests Full Blown War As New Event

A historic nomination.

NFL Coach Suffers Humiliating Punishment of Million-Dollar Buyout

NFL Coach Suffers Humiliating Punishment of Million-Dollar Buyout

What a loser.

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Local Man Lost Without Need to Check Fantasy Team’s Injury Status

Local Man Lost Without Need to Check Fantasy Team’s Injury Status

Without a cause.

Whichever Team Won the NBA Cup or Whatever Probably Riding High Off That Thing They Got

Whichever Team Won the NBA Cup or Whatever Probably Riding High Off That Thing They Got

Whatever.

Report: Men 86% More Likely to Remember Fourth-String Running Back Than Name of Second Cousin

Report: Men 86% More Likely to Remember Fourth-String Running Back Than Name of Second Cousin

Ol' what's his name?

Terrorist Attack Delays Sugar Bowl

Terrorist Attack Delays Sugar Bowl

Not satire.

Study: 96% Of Parents Prefer Punishing Kids By Making Them Watch First Take

Study: 96% Of Parents Prefer Punishing Kids By Making Them Watch First Take

Grounded.

Local Man Starts Taking Workouts Seriously After Turning Hat Backward

Local Man Starts Taking Workouts Seriously After Turning Hat Backward

Serious, bro.

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