Michael Vick...the Head Coach?

Woof woof!

Advanced Football Analytics Find Statistical Advantage to Going for it on First Down

Facts over feelings.

Reanimated Corpse of George Washington Named Starting Center For Ailing 76ers

Ball is (after) life.

Dominatrix Punishes New York-area Sub by Showing Him Giants Highlights

Bill Belichick Is Heading to North Carolina!

At least it's not the Panthers.

Stoners Excited For Two Weeks of Bowl Games

Stoney baloney.

Coach’s Inspirational Speech Falls Flat After Unnecessary Reference to Epstein Island

Loser talk.

Christian McCaffrey Has Mail Permanently Forwarded to Injured Reserve List

Mail call.

HBO Hard Knocks In-Season Premiere!

We head North.

Local Man in Green Face Paint Either Eagles Fan or Wicked Fan

Wicked tough.

Public Health Officials Classify Chicago Bears a Choking Hazard

Be careful.

Aaron Rodgers Traded to Trump’s Presidential Cabinet

A natural fit.