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Scientists Say A.I. Will Generate Worse Sports Takes Than TV Analysts Within Five Years
Technology is getting scary.
Eat that extra hot dog this weekend
For the troops.
Professional Disc Golf Player Forced to Explain What the Sport Is Again
So, you throw a frisbee into what now?
Divorce Agreement Between Brian "Fanboy" McGillicuddy and the Brooklyn Nets
It's time to move on.
Bryson DeChambeau's Arms Fly Off His Body During Swing at PGA Championship
All muscle.
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Martha Stewart is an SI Cover Model! | Short Sports
Convicts on the Cover.
Philadelphia 76ers Fire Doc Rivers After Learning He's Not an Actual Doctor
Did you check his references?
Memphis Grizzlies Suspend Ja Morant for Not Posting Gun Video on TikTok
Shameful.
Table Tennis World Championship Won by Your Weird Younger Cousin
Nice kid, kind of weird.
2023 NFL Schedule is RELEASED! | Short Sports
But you still don't have a ring?
Fan’s “Lucky Jersey” Revealed to Have No Statistical Impact at All
It's gone unwashed for over a decade.
Study Reveals Each MLB Team Plays Staggering 162 Games Per Season
Insanity?
QUIZ: Kentucky Derby Winner or Celebrity Baby Name?
It's race day!
WGA Writers Go on Strike! | Short Sports
...and hopefully will be back writing game scripts in no time.
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