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Welcome To Part-Time Fitness!
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Welcome to Part-Time Fitness - the perfect gym for those looking to casually workout without feeling the guilt of having to go to the gym every day!
Why join Part-Time Fitness?
If you’re looking to join a supportive, welcoming, half-hearted gym community with people of the same fitness level who really don’t care if you succeed or not, you’ve come to the right place.
Every member of Part-Time Fitness gets a free, personalized list of excuses for not working out when they join. The days of “I pulled my hamstring” or “I have just been so busy lately and haven’t had time” are over. Whether it be an asteroid crashing, a political rally, or a serious medical procedure, our Part-Time staff will craft a personalized list of excuses for you so that you don’t have to worry about explaining why you haven’t been able to work out lately.
With 6/3 day access (six hours a day, three days a week, and only when the manager remembers to unlock the building) and one single location located far away from your place of residence, you’re joining the most convenient gym to stay away from on the planet.
You’re not just joining a gym, you’re joining an unsupportive community of like-minded people who are also looking for a place to tell people they work out without actually ever doing so.
One (1) Treadmill and One (1) Elliptical (so you can tell folks they were all full so you just went home)
Free Weights (completely un-racked for your inconvenience)
Satellite Parking Lot & Shuttle
Team Naps, Group Netflix Nights
CLEAN locker rooms (closed to ensure absolutely no germs get in)
3,489 televisions at each location for your distracted viewing pleasure
*Each of our gyms is unique to the community it serves, contact your local Part-Time Fitness only through our Xanga page.
“I’ve never felt more at home like it actually felt like I never left my house.” - Barry, 32
“The community at Part-Time (Fitness) is what keeps me coming back every now and then.” - Katelyn, 28
“Their impersonal trainers really do a great job of de-motivating you, I had never wanted to work out less in my life.” - Susie, 37
What are you waiting for? Join today!
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