Ted Lasso visits the White House!? | Short Sports

And met a real-life Goldfish.

Mar 24, 2023

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday we will bring you the sports headlines you missed along with jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Ted Lasso and cast visit our nation’s capitol, Aaron Rodgers is caught in limbo, Stephen A. Smith may be leaving ESPN, CJ Gardner-Johnson learned his true value, and the Padres debuted a teenager!

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