Report: Football Stuck on Roof

Not great news.

YOUR HOUSE - Sources tell End of the Bench that your football has gotten stuck on the roof of your family home after you and a friend were seen playing in the yard with it earlier this afternoon.Eyewitnesses on the scene tell EOTB your father has come out to help you retrieve the ball, even bringing a ladder to ascend to the rooftop for further investigation.“You sure you two weren’t bowling? Because all I see up here is a gutter ball!” he reportedly quipped from the top of the ladder.End of the Bench will have more as this story develops.

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