Report: Football Stuck on Roof

Not great news.

YOUR HOUSE - Sources tell End of the Bench that your football has gotten stuck on the roof of your family home after you and a friend were seen playing in the yard with it earlier this afternoon.

Eyewitnesses on the scene tell EOTB your father has come out to help you retrieve the ball, even bringing a ladder to ascend to the rooftop for further investigation.

“You sure you two weren’t bowling? Because all I see up here is a gutter ball!” he reportedly quipped from the top of the ladder.

End of the Bench will have more as this story develops.