YOUR NEAREST GOLF COURSE - Sources tell End of the Bench that your golf ball has reportedly decided to not “kick left” after your opening tee shot despite your clear and very loud instruction to do so.

Onlookers tell EOTB that not only is your ball you being only 150 yards away, it also unwillingly sliced right and bounced into what can only be described as “ deep rough.”

“You’ll be able to find it,” your buddy says, as he tees up his own ball.

A player on the next tee box has also reportedly pointed to the general area where he thinks your ball may have gone, but EOTB was still working to confirm the exact location at the time of publication.

We will have more as this story progresses throughout the afternoon.