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Quiz: Are you at your child’s basketball game or stranded in a snowstorm?

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Quiz: Are you at your child’s basketball game or stranded in a snowstorm?

Take the quiz and find out.

Dec 8, 2021
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Quiz: Are you at your child’s basketball game or stranded in a snowstorm?

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For every question you answer “Yes” to, add one point to your total score.

Questions

Are you currently feeling frustrated?

Has there been a lot of traveling involved this evening?

Do you feel a deep need to get out there and help the situation, but can’t?

Are you asking yourself just how in the hell you got here?

Do you wish you had a snack at least to get you through this?

Do you feel the urge to just say fuck it and walk home?

Does your current situation seemingly have no end in sight?

Do you wish you were drinking?

Would drinking make you feel better but the overall situation undoubtedly worse?

Do you just want to be home in bed instead of sitting through this fucking bullshit right now?

Do you find yourself suddenly clapping and cheering as you watch your offspring absolutely body someone else’s offspring in the paint?


Scoring

0-10 Points: You’re stuck in a snowstorm. Throw on your hazard lights, contact your local emergency service, and do your best to stay calm until help arrives.

11 Points: You’re at your child’s basketball game.

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