It’s Opening Day Weekend! | Short Sports

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Opening Day is upon us, and your grandpa is already asleep. Draymond is doing Draymond things. The Bears aren’t focused on the field. Scott Boras might suck at his job. UConn is doing things only John Calipari could dream of. And the latest deal to not make it off the floor in Washington, D.C.!

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