OJ Simpson is dead! | Short Sports

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Ornethal James Simpson is deceased. Iowa is putting Caitlin Clark in the rafters. Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter has a new bet to lean on. UConn defeated an actual MonStar. The Braves celebrated a bad anniversary…

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