New Games at the Olympics! | Short Sports


Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Patrick Mahomes wants to get into ownership. The Olympics had added a few new competitions. The Jets upset the Eagles for the first time, prompting Philadelphia to look in the mirror. Children stay losing to professional golfers.

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