Martha Stewart is an SI Cover Model! | Short Sports

Convicts to Covers.

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday we will bring you the sports headlines you missed along with jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Martha Stewart bares it all for Sports Illustrated, Ja Morant continues to shoot his way out of the NBA, the Bears are looking for a big tax break, a WNBA team traded a baby, and the Preakness Stakes field looks a little thin this year!

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