Lionel Messi headed to the MLS! | Short Sports


Jun 9, 2023

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday we will bring you the sports headlines you missed along with jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Chris Christie has finally decided to run…for President. A CBS reporter might suit up for the Florida Panthers. The Cleveland Browns are having possession problems. Jacob DeGrom is updating his wardrobe. And Messi is headed to Miami!

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