Lebron Is Going to Retire!? | Short Sports

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Jun 2, 2023

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday we will bring you the sports headlines you missed along with jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Lebron is headed for retirement! Brittney Griner is officially BACK, the Oakland A’s may have a new star player, the Angels are in legal trouble, and a NASCAR fan is getting a brand new car after his ride was destroyed during the race.

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