Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday we will bring you the sports headlines you missed along with jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Ja Morant wants to shoot his shot (at the White House?), LeBron thinks his son Bronny is better than current NBA players, Japan joins Houston as two places with failing Rockets, Logan Paul reminds us all he still exists, and the Boston Bruins are facing Hurricane threat!

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