Is Tyreek Hill Retiring!? | Short Sports

The Cheetah is slowing down.

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday we will bring you the sports headlines you missed along with jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Tyreek Hill might be hanging up the cleats soon! The Arizona Cardinals owner seems like not a great guy, which makes him a strong candidate in ‘24. Kayvon Thibodeaux is a confirmed nice guy. MLB wants fans to keep drinking, and global warming is heating up the bats!

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