NEW YORK - A friend group currently attending the New York Yankees game has agreed to not tell their other friend, Chuck, that he has spilled nacho cheese on his shirt, End of the Bench has learned.

“Trust me you don’t want to bring it up, it’s only going to agitate him,” one of Chuck’s friends tells EOTB. “He (Chuck) is a great guy, but he just can’t go anywhere without spilling something on himself. And every time we bring it up he makes a big scene.”

The group noticed the cheese stain in the first inning, shortly after reminding Chuck how carrying the baseball helmet nacho bucket up to the upper decks of Yankee Stadium could get messy.

“Starting the night with a ‘we told you so’ just wasn’t worth it, so let’s just move on and quit looking at it before he notices,” another friend added.

End of the Bench will have more as this story develops.