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Jun 30, 2023

We’re taking a Muggsy Bogues-sized holiday break and will return on July 5th (Wednesday). Enjoy your weekends, prevent giant forest fires, and above all else, eat every hot dog you can.

If you can do us a favor, please share this newsletter with friends and family this weekend.

And enjoy this Independence Day classic:

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