David Ross Hates Umpires!! | Short Sports

But LOVES fat clouds.

Jul 7, 2023

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday we will bring you the sports headlines you missed along with jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

David Ross hates the umpires, but not as much as he loves fat clouds. The Reds took it to Washington (again). The Jets are flying high with Aaron Rodgers. Netflix is headed to Jerry World. And the MLS has some dedicated fans out in Los Angeles.

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