Ben Simmons said WHAT!?

Oh the irony.

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Every old football coach in America retired this week. Tom Brady might have to delay his Fox debut again. Harbaugh is a weird dude. Netflix has a new series, but nowhere near as exciting as what MAX has coming down the pipe.

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