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Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Every old football coach in America retired this week. Tom Brady might have to delay his Fox debut again. Harbaugh is a weird dude. Netflix has a new series, but nowhere near as exciting as what MAX has coming down the pipe.

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