The Athletics are on the move! | Short Sports

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

The Athletics announced their farewell tour. Draymond continues to Draymond. Houston had the first no-hitter this season. Women are being lied to. The collapse in Baltimore was awful. The White House celebrates Easter.

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