Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday we will bring you the sports headlines you missed along with jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Aaron Rodgers is completing his Fellowship in chase of a Ring, LeBron is OUT, scientists discover a forbidden planet, the Bears have their eye on a certain NFL Draft prospect, and the Jets are thankful Derek Carr didn’t sleep with anybody’s mom!

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