By Paul Lander

Why just sell the naming right to the stadium when you can cash in on turning the team name into a product placement opportunity?

1. Los Angeles Ram Tough Trucks

2. Los Angeles Land o’Lakers

3. NY Jolly Green Giants

4. NY Snickerbockers

5. Sacramento Burger Kings

6. Portland Chevy Trailblazers

7. Jacksonville Jaguar XKE

8. Detroit Lion Kings: The Musical

9. Chicago Build A Bears

10. Green Bay Six Packers of Michelob

11. NY MetLifes

12. Dallas Top Gun: Mavericks

13. Denver Ford Broncos

14. Philadelphia Phillie Cream Cheeses

15. Cleveland UPS Big Browns

16. Carolina Black Panther 2: Coming Soon

17. NY Yankee Candles

18. Minnesota Doublemint Twins