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13 New Year's Sports Resolutions for 2024
2024 is coming up ALL BENCH BABY!
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By the End of the Bench Staff
To finally learn who this "Simone Biles" is - Meg Reid
To yell less, and blow my whistle more - Clay Beyersdorfer
To work “Wembanyama” into every conversation because it’s fun to say - Mike Range
To not text the fantasy group chat “There’s never been this many injuries before!” when my best player goes down - Matt McInerney
To discover how to live until the year 2124 so I can be alive for the next Cubs World Series - Lauren Grimaldi
To convince my employees they should also forgo their salary until 2034 - Devin Wallace
To not ask where all the Saudi money comes From after joining LIV Golf - Divyansh Kulshrestha
To find out if the NFL's end zone slogans ended racism yet - Meg Reid
To touch every sports ball - Maury Levine
To improve the viewing experience for the average NBA fan by eliminating TV timeouts, excessive fouls, and the Detroit Pistons - Dave Henry
To find out who the hell decided baseball was "America's Pastime" instead of football - Parker Johnson
To not elbow the person next to me and say, “He’s Jewish, you know” whenever Amari Bailey comes up - Dan Bookbinder
To not let the Jets ruin my life (again) - Ryan David
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